Coping

Hinder your fender

Traffic offender

Get a defender cop

Coping with coupling

My car to the tow truck

Towing it far so far

The fender bender

Would not surrender

The cops were not tender

Rendered the cuffs

He puffs and puffs

He paid the repair and fine

And whines as swine

Hitting another bottle

Of wine unrefined

Photo by JJ_The_Jester Photo by valkrye131 Photo by West Midlands Police