Trying to be funny
Are you a cosmonaut?A cosmos, notOr you meant a cosmos nutNot!Was your father an alien or a local?Indeed he was an alien but not a loco(Loco- a Spanish word for Crazy)
Kids will be kids
A certain kid sitting behind the bus driverWas singingIf my father would be, a zebra and my mother would be a zebraI would be a zebra
Only one eye exam per year
My friend, a senior;Said, that Medicare; allows only one eye exam per year.